Clash of Legends (Latest Version) APK

The Beginning of the Invasion

Now imagine yourself building the best fort ever in your backyard. Like of the epic sort with a drawbridge (made from an old ironing board) and moat (okay it really was a puddle, but to me…) All of a sudden the sky goes ripe banana colored and these snapper fingers with x10 garlic breath worse had started heading towards your badass flor. HOMOBIENS!

And finally — punting on the whole stereotype thing so hard Count Cholula ends up readjusting his shaded glasses and wiping a sweat bead off his brow — this mad scientist type named Dr. T comes along and shrugs that today is totally science day — where making everything one giant science project pretty much guarantees doom and gloom?! I call it Doofus Day!)

Except my fort was not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. My only arms was a plastic sword, like it could’t pierce butter and an actual water-pistol stuffed with expired juice bottles(ew). But well, what do you know? You don’t need any special gadgets to be a hero! That’s when I recalled the tragically played out folklore of the Backyard Battler, like warriors who could summon heroes long considered mybolical. (For god ALL materials from his backyard)

Summoning the Yard Warriors

My very first student? Sticky fingers, Captain! “Adhere to that messy morning power and also you can have Captain Sticky fingers, too!” I yelled, while grabbing a bottle of the super-glue used by dad when he would fix his favourite coffee mug (rest in piece Mugsy). He was a kind of superhero in non coordinating track suits wielding an industrial hot glue gun that I am sure could have harpooned zombies. Success!

And so I had to get someone to blow up those bad eggs the zombies were tossing] So I called upon, By the power of air-freshener, SOCKTAGON! And a sack of those extra zesty socks I had stuffed under my bed (no judgment, we all have our things). FLASH: The next flash, and she’s a woman warrior equipped with sock launcher – a weapon that could shoot out socks faster than you can say, “sock it to me!” Dressed in a gas mask

Taking on the Greatest Enemy

Captain Web Up the Zombies and Sock tigon (those socks were bioweapons, I tell you!). began to fumigate. NowDr. T was not a man to be intimidated lightly. But the big BMF who he released, Zumba the Magnificent for you scoring at home … was a massive drippy hunk of flesh that seemed to have permanent hiccups (if your common zombie having a case every 10 seconds saps your bladder just wait until it’s zooficated as well as is of traffic jamming period finishing size plus an inch in diameter more than thrice standard.)

Victory and Wisdom

Dino Squad was fantastic! So we stomped, chomped and safely flame-towered Zumba into submission until she_was actually whimpering like a dog scared of the vacuum cleaner. Dr T, whose plans for a new order of the world lay shattered at the feet of a kid with nothing but glue gun and some dirty socks, became some pouting bitch who had dropped his pants and stalked out of the room back onto his skiff.

And this is how my garden smuggles and me (with just one glove) saved the world, so yeah potentially. Not going to lie, my castle got wrecked (hot glue & zombies do NOT play well together) but hey- cool story right? Wait, maybe I’ll just construct one more fort someday and add a real water moat (just in case).