The Battle Cats

Get Those Paws Off Normal — This Is a Whole New Kind of Cat Chaos

Regular RPGs, get out of the way—The Battle Cats are changing the way we do battle, and it involves a lot more paws and claws. These cats are not merely lounging on the couch purring. Nope! Whether its by fighting dinosaurs or futuristic aliens, they are rampaging across the globe. What now? A purrr-fect trip through the fourth dimension, in which each yowl is a battle cry!

Picture a whole army of far-gone, cubical (or will they just look like UFOs? YES) cats built straight into their model too. This could go on and on, hilariously so. Little did we know that cats were going to rule the world one purr-fect battle at a time.

Try the game with a few directions of movement and direction for hours of cat-tastic play.

There is no need to be a gaming genius to conquer this war field. Archers get quickly summoned from the confines of your phone, only to enact a frenzy of sword-swiping whenever you tap on the screen. Its controls are as easy as a cat swatting at a yarn ball, making it perfect for both old-school gamers and new cat fans.

Use CATS to fend off endless waves of ridiculous enemies. Feeling overwhelmed? Worry not—your army of cats has access to unique and funny upgrades that can sway the battle in your direction.

Certified Cat Chaos: A Game With something for Everyone

The Battle Cats is not just for hardcore gamers — it is everyone, from the curious tourist of the video game world to that battle-tested cat fan. Cat-Approved: A Hits the Fun Spot Regardless of Age or Brian Size Fusing purr-fectly between wit and tact, this game offers certified fun for students and parents and just about anyone in-between!

Oh, and did we also mention that it is free to play? Just download (there is no hassle registration where you enter your emails and stuff) or just dive into the furry wank. It’s solid, silky smooth and infinitely fun to play around with. Your kids will thank you and your inner child too, trust us.

Involving Time Travel, Space Travel, and Absolute Absurdity

Why a time machine when instead you can ride into battle with your space cat? You will go through prehistoric plains, medieval castles and alien-infested galaxies in The Battle Cats. There’s a whole bunch of challenges, weird foes and, naturally, hero.

Feeling competitive? Display your prowess in commanding cats at special events and time-limited stages. The rewards? Even stranger, even cuter kitties to bring into your burgeoning feline fight force.

This Cat Army That Just Keeps Getting Bigger

It all starts small with your cat squad — maybe just a regular ol’ house cat. However persevere, and a cavalcade of wonderfully oddball characters will be unleashed. You will recruit ninja cats, sumo cats and even the mythical cat-beasts. Every new unit has unique powers that changes the flow of battle in fun and unpredictable ways.

And don’t forget to upgrade! Your cats earn powers with every level-up that range from bizarre to downright beneficial. Giant laser beams? Check. Exploding fur balls? Double-check.